Chilli meat balls in chilli sauce

Around the time of Live Aid, a book was produced for Food Aid. Wogan viewers were asked to submit recipes for to a panel of food experts led by celebrity cook Delia Smith. The resultant book was much used in our kitchen.  The best recipe - and one MTM still cooks to this day - was Chilli Meat Balls in Chilli Sauce. I was telling my hairdresser, George of TotalFX (Lincoln) about it when I was last there and she said she’d love the recipe.

The book fell to bits many years ago so I can’t lend it to her. Over the years, the recipe has been modified quite a bit, the original had tinned tomatoes and we’ve added cumin, probably quantities have changed as well so, at the risk of sounding like I stepped out of Masterchef, this is our “own take” on the original recipe. If anyone has an in tact copy of the book, I’d love to credit the original inventor.

As I was typing it out anyway, I thought I may as well publish it on my blog as well so here it is.

INGREDIENTS

For the meat balls

500g minced beef

3 slices of stale (or toasted) bread roughly torn

1 roughly chopped onion

2-3 garlic cloves, peeled and roughly chopped

1-2 teaspoons of chilli powder (to taste and depending on strength of chilli powder)

1 scant teaspoon salt

1 egg beaten

For the chilli sauce

2 glugs of rapeseed oil (substitute olive oil if you like but rapeseed oil browns better)

1 large onion chopped (more delicately this time)

Half pint mug of stock (homemade, from bouillon powder or chicken stock cube)

Tin of kidney beans drained and rinsed

Green pepper deseeded and chopped

Carton of Passata 

1-2 teaspoons chilli powder

Scant teaspoon powdered cumin (not seeds)

Salt

Make the meat balls

Put chopped onion, garlic and bread into a food processor with a chopping blade and give it a good whizz, adding the chilli powder and salt as it’s getting finely chopped. NB on the amount of chilli powder, it’s your call how much to add as chilli powders vary in strength, two teaspoons of our chilli powder makes very hot meat balls, bear in mind, there will be more chilli powder in the sauce ...)

Tip the blended onion into a large bowl, add the minced beef and then get stuck in to thoroughly mix (hands are best to knead it together). Add about half the egg to act as glue.

Take the ball of pulp, divide into half, divide the halves into half again, repeat until you have 16 equal sized lumps to roll into balls. Brush remaining beaten egg onto your balls, stop sniggering immediately and heat the oven to 180 degrees C.

Make the sauce

Chop the second onion (more delicately this time, you’re not going to put it in the food processor this time). Heat a glug of oil in a deepish frying pan, Brown the balls in batches of 4, moving them around to avoid sticking. When browned, remove from oil, placing them in a shallow ovenproof dish, arranging so they fit but avoid touching each other. 

Wipe out the frying pan with some kitchen paper, introduce the other glug of oil to the pan, fry the onion for 5 minutes or so to soften but not brown. 

Add chilli powder and cumin, heat gently for couple of minutes (no more), whilst stirring to coat the onion.

Add stock and bring to simmering point, add three quarters of the passata, bubble up. Add green pepper.

If you are serving with brown rice, you need to put a pan of water on to boil at this point.

After 5-10 minutes, add the kidney beans, keep bubbling and add a little more passata if needed.

Pour sauce over your balls and place in top half of the oven.

Put the brown rice into the by now boiling water, reduce to a simmer for 25 minutes. Drain and rest, giving the dish a further 5 mins in the oven (30 mins total cooking time) 

Whilst everything is cooking, you can start a nice bottle of wine (if you haven’t already) or a beer if you prefer and make a salad to go with it all dressed with your favourite vinaigrette ... my secret ingredient for this is white condimento of Modena by Belazu instead of white wine vinegar. You used to be able to buy this at Tesco or Sainsbury’s but these days, only Waitrose and specialist delicatessens seems to stock it.

Place the drained rice onto warmed plates and dress salad.

Serve up to yourself, partner and two guests, letting them do their oohs and wows; you must not tell them it was actually a piece of wee wee.

Blue moon ... blue (and purple) beads

I recently received a message via my Etsy shop asking for some renegade beads. This particular customer wanted some cooler spectrum beads in blues and purplee instead of the single colour options I list quite frequently. I had a root around in my leftovers jar and managed to come up with the above selection. They look so pretty together, I might make up some more bi-coloured renegade sets as I'm sure other people would be interested in them as well.

Immediately after I listed them in the shop (along with some other sets), I made a note in my diary of the amount I listed today (this is a habit of mine) and my diary tells me that there's a bloon moon today. This bodes well for this blue and purple lampwork set, fingers crossed the customer likes them!

Please feel free to make suggestions for other colour combinations at any time either via my Etsy shop or right here in the comments section. 

I hope everyone is having a Happy Blue Moon Easter Saturday.

And another thing ...!

The weather must be mad at my last posting because winter has returned with a vengeance this weekend.

In fact I do feel a bit responsible. During the original Beast from the East’s blast in February, we arranged to go garden visiting to look at snowdrops with good friends who live some distance away. Due to the difficulties travelling, not to mention the way the snow was inconveniently hiding the flowers underneath, we postponed.

Never mind snowdrops, we rearranged to  have our day out when the miniature daffodils will be out in March. That was yesterday. Thinking there’s no enjoyment to be had in going outside during a blizzard in (feels like) -8 temperatures, we postponed a second time. 

I won’t be revealing the newly arranged date, if it snows in April, I’d like to retain the right of plausible deniability. This time, when winter retreats, I will not be rude. Instead, I will blow it an affectionate kiss, wave it a fond farewell, we’ll miss you ... see you next year ... can’t wait! 

The beast is banished

For the past few days, the Beast from the East has wrought havoc on the UK. As unprepared as ever, our infrastructure ground to the usual halt. We don’t invest to the same degree as countries that have guaranteed snow every year for weeks because - for the sake of an occasional few days - the financial justification makes no sense where the polar twilight’s shadow is absent. 

We had snow all week but today it started disappearing ... sloping away into cracks and fissures. Maritime air squashes the halitosis of winter’s breath and allows an unassertive Spring to finally emerge from its shrinking sanctuary.

I planted groups of 10-20 snowdrops in the green last year in various locations in the garden using Monty Don’s naturalistic planting technique (throw a handful on the ground and plant where they land). The idea of spreading them around being they would re-emerge in the places where habitat and conditions suited them in at least one place and then establish and spread out. About half have emerged in a few places. 

Fuckety bye bye to winter!

Can you read this?

This is an experiment to find out if you can use different crochet stitches to make a picture.

I typed a phrase in a handwriting font onto a blank file in Photoshop. Then I restricted it to 5 colours, pixelated it into a graph and then assigned each block a combination of crochet stitches starting with the darkest and faded up to lighter ones with the lightest one being a blank square. I sat down, did the crochet, blocked it and ended up with this. It isn’t blocked very straight, I rushed it a bit, I have a heavy cold at the moment, my head is all foggy when I’m just sat still but but kneeling down on the floor sticking pins into the edges was giving me a pounding headache. I am such a wimp when I have a cold but looking on the bright side, I don’t have that awful flu that’s going round so I’m going to stop moaning now!

I’m not sure how easy it is to read, the holes in some of the characters aren’t as well defined as I thought they’d be so I need your help ... I’m kind of biased because I know what it says so I’m no judge of how clear it is. Can my blogging friends tell me what you think it says, please? I’d appreciate knowing how easy you thought it was to read; could you tell at a glance or did it take a while to figure out?

This piece is going to be turned into a wall hanging with some mixed media and seaside embellishments which I will reveal in a few days time.

If you could let me know what the phrase is in the comments, I would really appreciate your help!